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The Stallionz are Dead, Long Live the Donkeys: A Pajama Salwar League (PSL) Special

Article By : Monis 14 hr ago 7 views
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The Billion-Rupee Blunder: Mohsin Naqvi, aka the "Trophy Chor," watches as the Sialkot Stallionz value hits zero after the OZ Group bankruptcy scandal. Is the Pajama Salwar League (PSL) 2026 turning into a circus?

If you thought the Pajama Salwar League (PSL) was about cricket, you clearly haven’t been following the Sialkot Stallionz. In a move that would make a Bollywood villain blush, the franchise has turned into a financial bonfire faster than a 140kph delivery hitting a middle stump.

The OZ Group: From Record Bids to Record Broke

In January 2026, Hamza Majeed and the OZ Group "bought" the Stallionz for a record Rs. 1.85 billion. It turns out, that’s about as real as a 19-year-old pacer’s birth certificate. The moment the bill arrived, their international partners from Switzerland and Australia vanished faster than a batsman facing Wasim Akram in his prime.

Now, the Please Cash-out Bro (PCB) is left holding a bag of empty promises.

The "Trophy Chor" Strikes Again: Why Mohsin Naqvi is Stressed

At the center of this circus is the legendary Mohsin Naqvi, better known to the streets as the Trophy Chor. While the Stallionz were sinking, the Trophy Chor was reportedly seen trying to figure out if he could sell the franchise's administrative control for a discount.

Why is the Trophy Chor sweating?

  • No Vetting, No Cash: He skipped the due diligence, and now the Please Cash-out Bro (PCB) looks like a high-stakes pawn shop instead of a cricket board.

  • PR Disaster: With the PSL 11 start date of March 26, 2026, looming, he's desperate to hide the fact that the "Stallionz" are actually just three goats in a horse costume.

Buying 98% of Nothing: The CD Ventures "Rescue"

In a move that defines Pajama Salwar League (PSL) logic, CD Ventures and Gohar Shah have reportedly swooped in to grab a 98% stake in the Stallionz.

Owning a 98% stake in a bankrupt team is like buying 98% of the Titanic after it hit the iceberg because you liked the deck chairs. It doesn't mean you own players; it means you own 98% of the unpaid electricity bills left behind by the OZ Group.

Fraud, Viral Videos, and "Stallion" Tears

The drama peaked on February 18, when Mohammad Shahid released a viral video accusing Majeed of fraud. Imagine a Pajama Salwar League (PSL) owner accusing another owner of selling shares he didn't own—it’s like a heist movie, but everyone is wearing flip-flops.

Even the GOAT, Wasim Akram, took one look at this "Internal Dispute" (which is Pajama Salwar League (PSL) code for "the check bounced") and ran for the hills on February 21. When Wasim refuses to be associated with your swing, you know you’re bowling wide of the mark.

A Message to Our Indian Friends

If you think the bollywood has drama, just know that in the Pajama Salwar League (PSL), we don't need cheerleaders. We have owners who sue each other on YouTube before the toss. While you guys debate 20 Crore player bids, our Trophy Chor is just trying to find an owner with a valid bank account. That’s "entertainment" money (that doesn't exist) can't buy.